“GET OUTTA MY WAY!” Teddy yelled as he pushed out the door. “I SMELL CAT! CAAAAAAATTTT! CAT CAT CAT!” A sound of which most people would have heard demented barking. As Teddy’s favorite human I understood what he was saying a second before I realized what was happening.
On this particular night, there were a couple of Tom cats vying for space under our back porch. I thought to get rid of them by sc…