The conversation went something like this:
“Vampires can’t poot,” said the young woman in the doctor’s waiting room.
“Yes, they do. They drink blood. There is oxygen in blood. Oxygen is a gas. The gas builds up and they have to fart to expel it,” replied her smugly scientific-minded BFF (Best Friend Forever). Both girls looked to be in their late teens with matching ponytails, florescent flip flops …
