Kids Still Say The Darndest Things

Black and white TV viewers of yesteryear will recall Art Linkletter’s show by the same name. This column will relate children’s comments I have personally heard or those told to me.

My aunt told this one about one of my cousins when he was about five years old. “Mamma, if one is a mouse and two are mice, does that mean three is a rat?” This same cousin, as a teenager, hid his cigarettes in a book i…