My Purse

What’s in my purse? That by which I call a handbag, by any other name, would feel as cumbersome. A bit Shakespearean, but really ladies, what’s in your purse? I handed mine to Mr. Right the other day and he actually stumbled backward at the unexpected weight.

“What do you have in this thing? A boat anchor?” He groaned as he plopped the bag on the kitchen counter. “I think I’ve herniated something.”