Sanity’s Last Stand

“With thousands of me out there, everyone everywhere would have the chance to experience the joys of me,” I explained to Mr. Right. “The world will be a better place.”

“The world has enough problems without adding a multitude of you,” he mumbled into his soda can as if I wouldn’t hear it.

After deep consideration and another glass of boxed white wine, I began ticking off the benefits of even one mor…