The Case of the Lost Dentures

“What do you mean you can’t remember where you put your dentures?”

I was furious. We were four hours from home, and two hours since we stopped to walk the dogs. At that very moment Mr. Right was trying to explain how he placed the denture cup on the back bumper when we stopped just outside a small town to let the dogs stretch their legs (among other necessities). And proceeded to forget them. The t…