Prepared for Anything

What’s in a purse? That which we call a handbag by any other name would feel as cumbersome. A bit Shakespearean, but really, ladies, what’s in your purse? I handed mine to Mr. Right the other day; he actually stumbled backward at the unexpected weight.

“What do you have in this thing?” He groaned as he plopped the bag on the kitchen counter. “I think I’ve herniated something.”

“Oh, don’t be such a c…