Forget Thanksgiving; let’s skip it and go straight to Christmas. After all, Thanksgiving is just a stop gap between Trick-or-Treat and Ho-Ho-Ho. It gets in the way of Christmas and does nothing but offer a long weekend filled with overbooked flights, an overabundance of food, and plenty of football to satisfy enthusiastic fans who garishly paint their bodies and stand half-naked in the freezi...
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