Under Where?

“Would you like the receipt with you or in the sack?” the sales clerk asked me.

“No need for a sack. I’ll wear it now.” I replied and put the frilly turquoise thong on my head.

“Wait … what?” He looked surprised, and I wondered why my actions shocked him. You’d think an employee of such an eclectically eccentric, über-trendy, and hip boutique would be more open to the exotic uses of underwear. Espec…